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Situationship Quiz

Is it a situationship, or is he breadcrumbing you?

Answer for the last few weeks with him. The questions start with what you want and end on what the crumbs have already cost you. You leave with the pattern named, and a dare for the weekend you would have kept open.

A woman lying on her side in bed at night, her face lit by the phone in her hand, one message bubble on its screen, a glass of water on the bedside table
  • Answer for the gaps between textsWhat you want comes first. The weekend you kept open for a maybe comes last.
  • See what kept you waitingOne pattern rises out of your answers, named, with a count of how often.
  • Get a dare before the next crumbWritten from that pattern, and small enough to do this week.

A situationship, or a man who texts every 9 days?

The test is what the gap does to your weekend. A slow burn costs you nothing until you start keeping weekends open for it. Accepting breadcrumbs is what happens when a 2-word text after a week of nothing lands like a plan.

To your friends the two look alike, which is why nobody has said anything. From inside, one leaves your plans your own. The other has you answering at 12:52 and cancelling your cousin by breakfast.

  • You kept a weekend open for a maybe
  • A reaction emoji from him felt like being seen
  • You have worked out that 9 days is not bad, for him
A car at night with a folded hoodie on the empty passenger seat

You may be giving up more than a weekend

Accepting breadcrumbs is one of 11 patterns that make you shrink, down to the size of a 2-word text. Glissa is the inner glow up that helps you drop them. Your answers are read against all 11, so the heaviest one gets a name.

  • A desk call bell
    People pleasingSaid yes to his plan, cancelled yours
  • A sealed envelope
    Not saying what you thinkTyped what you meant, sent haha instead
  • A dial turned down low
    DownplayingTold him it was no big deal
  • A tissue box with one tissue pulled up
    Being everyone’s therapistTalked him through his week, skipped yours
  • A heavy cardboard moving box with its flaps open
    Hyper-independenceGot through the hard week without telling him
  • Two shoes side by side, one a different style from the other
    Losing yourselfKept your weekends shaped around his maybe
  • A phone lying face up showing two read receipt ticks
    Anxious attachmentChecked his last seen before bed
  • A door slightly ajar with a key still in the outside lock
    Pulling away firstWent cold before he could
  • A single crumb on an otherwise empty plate
    Accepting breadcrumbsWaited 9 days for 2 words
  • A glass of water standing completely still
    Peace feels boringFound the steady one too easy
  • A theatre mask held up on a thin stick
    PerformingPlayed it cool while checking your phone
Find out what you keep the weekend open for

Answer for the last few weeks. You leave with the pattern named and one dare to try before he texts again.

Show me the one I keep picking

You get the name here, and your number lives in the app

This page names the pattern and leaves the size out. One sitting cannot tell a slow month with someone new from years of living on crumbs.

In the app you tap what happened each day in about 30 seconds, like the text that came at 12:40. You see which pattern was behind your answer. When the wait gets loud you can type it out in the vent, and a model reads it only after you say yes.

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The glow up that starts on the inside

Get back the parts of you that you filed down to keep everyone else comfortable. 30 seconds a day, all the way back to 100% and past it.

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Questions

Is this quiz a real test?

No. It cannot tell you what he feels, and it diagnoses nothing. What you get is the pattern your answers picked most out of 11, with a dare for the week.

Do you keep my answers?

No. They stay in this tab, the ones about him included. In the app, your taps are kept on your phone.

Why no percentage at the end?

Because one sitting can name what you do and cannot measure it. A percentage here would be a guess with decimals. Your number, how much of you is showing, is in the app.

What do I see when I finish?

The pattern your answers chose most, and how often it came up. Under it are 2 more, with their names held back. Then one dare from the top one, and a day to do it.

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